tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14655370.post5897852241922902519..comments2023-11-05T05:49:14.023-05:00Comments on Rust Belt Ramblings: Chain of PainPregohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02956114382782427084noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14655370.post-67347758906667039722010-05-03T21:23:27.994-05:002010-05-03T21:23:27.994-05:00nicely played!nicely played!Pregohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02956114382782427084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14655370.post-26503931792549865832010-05-02T16:56:10.248-05:002010-05-02T16:56:10.248-05:00...and the retort:
17. You hitting snooze, diseng......and the retort:<br /><br />17. You hitting snooze, disengaging the alarm that roused you from this Kafkaesque dream that made you think you could actually kick my ass.<br /><br />18. You hitting the treadmill, cuz you need to increase circulation in your legs in order to avoid the gout...GRAMPA.<br /><br />19. Ewe hitting should be outlawed, because there is already far too much abuse of female sheep...except by you...who chooses to abuse boy sheep...because you are gay when it comes to sheep. "Sheep gay", if you will.<br /><br />20. If you were to dial "hit-ting" on your phone, you'd press 448-8464. If you add a 1-900 in front of that...yeah...you get your mom. She's a who-were.<br /><br />21. I know a guy named Jonathan Hitt. He likes Asian girls. He married a girl named Ing. She weighs, like, 20 pounds. Her penis is bigger than yours.<br /><br />22. Who likes acrostic poetry?<br /><br /><b>H</b>ey!<br /><b>I</b> think you need<br /><b>T</b>o suck less, because<br /><b>T</b>here's a chance the polar<br /><b>I</b>ce caps will melt due to the <br /><b>N</b>egatively charged particles emitted by your lack of awesome, you<br /><b>G</b>onad!<br /><br />Yeah...I'm just waiting for Wilber Valderrama's phone call.robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18284048462671310960noreply@blogger.com