Form or Funk-tion?
Toilet paper is referred to as sh*t tickets in the Prego household.
Paper towels are... well, paper towels.
In either case we cheap out. We get the supermarket brand sh*t tickets and the supermarket brand paper towels. Why pay premium price for something that's going to be jammed in your *ss and soiled? Also, why pay through the nose for something that's just going to wipe up spills, messes and dust?
Roundtabler Stephen V. Funk takes a cheeky glace at the myriad of available designs and the foibles of consumerism. You've got your floral patterns, your cartoon characters, your redneck sports logos...
Until they come up with a print that resembles the Shroud of Turin, I'm sticking with the cheap, sh*tty white ones.