19.10.06

Roundtable on Bumpin' Uglies

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

- Charles Bukowski



Throw in your two minutes cents on the topic at metaphorvoodoo for this week's .


Me? Yeah I dig it... Unfortunately in the midst of the throes we are usually interrupted by one of the little men, suddenly awake and screaming from their bedroom:

"Mommy! Mommy I want you!"

"So do I, you little bastard. Just let me keep her for 20 more seconds."

10 comments:

Carrie said...

Holy shit! You are always cracking me up. I'm on my way over there.

keda said...

:) great picture.

my kids even interrupt phone sex :(
but at least that's easier to cover up usually.

i left a comment over there too... saying in the end i'd rather be told i was fucked than un-fucked. and know it to be true.

i don't care if we are able to go 70 years... it's still not right! and would definately show!

Kevin J. Hosey said...

To think that the little men are the product of the aforementioned activity. Please tell me you don't accompany yourselves with Bad Brains ...

Prego said...

keda - how would it show? other than that there'd be a lot less hairy palms and a lot more keen eyesight.

and kev - the little men were a product of a more leisurely time... accompanied by Mötorhead.

surcie said...

You know she's dressed up because she's wearing pantyhose.

surcie said...

You know she's dressed up because she's wearing pantyhose.

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keda said...

how would it show?? more road rage for a start.
and um.. well all those situations where you just know the screachy yelling could be quenched with just a little.. well woopie.
hey this self editing can be fun ;)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Bukowski really understood what is truly important! And I'm serious!

Pearl said...

Bukowski as I've never heard him. lol.
Important rank aside, I think I'd rather have both.