Sh*t. That was a hell of a two month coma. I don't know what happened. The last thing I remember was asking the guy in the sh*tter next to me for a light... next thing I know, I'm waking up with three missing teeth and an anal orifice you can fit a rottweiler pup into.
Let me just wipe the Rice Krispies from my eyes....
There.
Good to be back.
PS. Still no baby yet. Any day now.
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hey babe, you and me both.
now where the fuck are my pants?...ummm snuffle.
ooooooo. OUCH.
Wishes for an easy, happy healthy delivery to you and Mrs. P
Oh good. I thought maybe you pissed off the Mrs. enough that she killed you and of course you probably deserving it and her being pregnant still, she and the boys are all happy and fine. ;)
I'll keep check back for baby updates because well, I love babies, as long as I don't have to have anymore.
Glad I checked in, and sorry to hear about your restroom run in. You need to stay out of Minnesota public bathrooms from now on.
Yay! Prego lives! And blogs!
Sweeeeeeet.....you didn't just up and quit us.
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