Mrs. P bought the Fletchmonster this LeapFrog® jibber today. We had one of the 'fridge-front' ones a couple of years ago, but the dog chewed up all of the consonants. (Vowels are presumably less tasty.) That one just sounded out the letters -- this new, 'improved' version helps with word recognition for three-letter words.
Mrs. P: Fletchy, why don't you show your daddy what I got you?
The Fletchmonster pulls his toy out and hits the button.
Word Whammer: Let's spell a word. W-A-R. War.
(Mrs. P and I exchange glances.)
Prego: What? Was this f*cking toy designed by Republicans?
Mrs. P: I didn't like that word.
Not that this necessarily warrants a boycott of LeapFrog® products, but you'd think they might have programmed it to start off with "FUN" or some sh*t.