Two Lbs. of Ground Roundtable

Sereena X from Metaphor Voodoo's looking to give the USDA a hand in designing a realistic 'food pyramid'. What kind of sh*t would you throw on? Oh sure, we'd all like to fib a little and play ourselves off as healthy eaters.

"Two servings of broccoli" or "a 9 oz. tofu steak."

Come on, who are you kidding? This is Prego you're talking to?

Wipe the pork rind residue off of your pie holes and give her some input.

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